Reasons for Big Rigs' greatness

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There are many reasons for the supreme WINNERNESS of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. A few of the many reasons are documented below.

Condensed list

Here is a condensed list, narrowed down to 100 different reasons.

It's WINNER
It's different every time.
It's original
It offers more freedom then any other game
It allows you to go through anything
You can go any speed you like, from 1 mph to 1 000 000 000 mph
You can just pop it in and play
Barely any loading times
Original Storyline with illegal cargo and the Gray Void
Great sound effects
Lets you play your own music
Rewards you greatly for beating the game
Created a massive fan-base
Allows you to play forever
The pesky and persistent AI is very hard to beat
Makes you always fear The Ultimate Traffic Stopper: The Police Roadblock
Has 4 very unique characters
Has graphics that compliment its story very well
Has incredible graphics
Never lags, no matter how fast you're going
Has very nice cover art
The back of the box desribes the game PERFECTLY! Unlike many other games.
The game never unicorning ends so you can play with a friend on the phone to see what you can do different next playthrough
Allows you to hypnotize the other driver making him forget to race.
Allows you to explore the legendary Gray Void
Lets you become WINNER
Makes a good addition to any game collection
Has 5 very different maps that are all GIANT!
Even non-gamers can enjoy this
Doesn't take up much memory on you computer
Outsold many LOSER games despite getting a 1.0 from GameSpot
It costs barely anything
Automatically terminates gameplay every now and then so your WINNER levels don't make you explode
Makes your friends stare at you in awe when you own it
Teaches you about WINNER and LOSER
Looks great even on low graphics
Looks even better on medium graphics
Looked so good on high graphics that Stellar Stone had to remove it because you would confuse it with the real world and crash into your screen
Keeps you interrested by adding in unexpected suprises
Allows you to stop on a dime in case you feel sick
Is not violent (good for kids)
Does not have blood (better for kids)
Does not have gore (great for kids)
Does not have nudity or anything like that because the Rigs are so attractive that you'll want to marry them.
Has no profanity (amazing for kids)
Good for newborns (0-1)
Good for toddlers (1-4)
Good for little kids (5-7)
Good for big kids (8-10)
Good for tweens (11-12)
Good for teens (13-17)
Good for young adults (18-25)
Good for adults (25-35)
Good for middle-aged adults (35-45)
Good for older adults (45-55)
Good for seniors (55-65)
Good for old folks (65-85)
Good for really old folks(85+)
Good for the dead (X^X)
Good for animals
Good for plants
Good for inanimate objects
A rare item
Made in Russia
Enlightens your soul
Makes you feel happy
When under your pillow it protects you from nightmares
It has revolutionized trucking games
It has revolutionized gaming as we know it
It protects you from Alex Navarro
It protects you from LOSER forces
It protects you from HWSNBN
Playing makes you possibly WINNER
Loving it makes you WINNER
It gave birth to the popular series, 18 Wheels of Steel (who later betrayed Big Rigs)
Inspired the creation of the Book of Rigism
Inspired the creation of yourewinner.com
Extends your life by quite a bit
Invented its own meaning of the word: WINNER
Made the word WINNER an adjective.
Created the most prized trophy known to man, the 3-handled YOU'RE WINNER trophy
The box of this game can cure certain diseases
Has brought hope to those who had none, by displaying YOU'RE WINNER
It's great
It's simply fun
It's incredible
It's cool
It's amazing
It's a classic
It's a masterpiece
It's the greatest invention since sliced bread
It's creative
It's well-made
It's super
It never gets boring
It never has and never will get old and dull
It's very challenging
It's artistically beautiful
It sounds great
It's absolutly perfect.